Cara Menjadi Comel

Semua pun nak comel.

secomel helo kitty, heliza helmi, etc etc.

Lu orang sangat terbertuah sebab malamni gua nak ajar cara jadi comel. Memula tu lu kena sediakan:

1) salotep lutsinar
2) sebutir jagung
3) skaf rambut kaler putih
4) riben kaler pink
5) eye more moist

Cecaranya, memula amik eyemore tetes ke mata kasi bersinar. gua tak galakkan pakai kontek lens murah, nanti buta percuma. Pestu amik skaf rambut dan riben pink, sematkan atas kepala. Kendian amik selotep, potong sepanjang 2 inci lebih kurang (buat 6 helai) lekatkan ke pipi, 3 kiri 3 kanan. Lastly lekatkan biji jagung di hidung (gua tak tanggungjawab kalo biji jagung tersekat dalam lobang idung)



Tadda!





Mohon jangan lempar gua dengan telur tembelang, kuhkuh. comel itu bersifat subjektif, pandangan manusia berbeda, ada yang kata mulut itik tu comel sedang gua berkata tidak, tidak sama sekali. See?

Apa yang mampu gua katakan, kalau nak nampak comel, jangan terlalu berusaha untuk nampak comel, jadi diri seniri, sebab tiap orang ada comelnya masing2. betul :)




ke laut.

Painstakingly written by Zyra Roxx at 11/06/2012 09:56:00 PM
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34 comments:

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  1. Antisocial FreakNovember 5, 2012 at 9:59 PM

    Ahak, totally. Lain orang lain taste kan ? Mungkin boleh jadi comel secomel Ello Kiti. Hikhik ! Btw, FIRST ! :D

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  2. UnknownNovember 5, 2012 at 10:06 PM

    bhahaha memang comeng sungguh la :P

    yep betul tu cubalah jadi diri sendiri. akan lebih nampak keaslian kecomengan itu ;D

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  3. Mummy MMNovember 5, 2012 at 10:06 PM

    Hahah, comel sangat sampai saya tak sanggup nak cuba.. :)

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  4. Mummy MMNovember 5, 2012 at 10:06 PM

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  5. UnknownNovember 5, 2012 at 10:07 PM

    gua rasa hello kitty tak secomel bumble bee :P

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  6. iezayusofNovember 5, 2012 at 10:07 PM

    Gua rase comel semacam jee ikut tuto lu -..- haha

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  7. AingNovember 5, 2012 at 10:11 PM

    Ahhh comel betol lg comel kalau perbanyakkan selotep tu. kah kah

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  8. Nur NainisNovember 5, 2012 at 10:15 PM

    hehehe..betul..cantik atau comel itu sangat subjektif..lain orang lain pandangannya..

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  9. Mime MFNovember 5, 2012 at 10:15 PM

    ya msg2 ada cumel msg2..pilihlah jalan kebenaran utk ekpresikan cumel tu..haha..jgn bt muka comel mintak pelempang sudeh..bhaha

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  10. Diya HanunNovember 5, 2012 at 10:31 PM

    haha..mengajar ajaran sesat..
    hehe,..btw appreciate je lah apa yg diber Allah kan?

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  11. UnknownNovember 5, 2012 at 10:34 PM

    Hahaha :-)

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  12. Diari Si FroggieNovember 6, 2012 at 12:02 AM

    tips yg sangat berguna.. nie mesti lu selalu buat kan zyra? haha..

    betul2 cantik itu subjektif.. lain org lain kecomelan, lain orang lain kesukaannya. hehe..

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  13. UnknownNovember 6, 2012 at 12:29 AM

    hahhahah....confirm pernah try buat cenggitu kan kan kan....

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  14. UnknownNovember 6, 2012 at 3:05 AM

    Terbaekkk...!! haha.. i like your blog style and the content!. heheee =)

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  15. UnknownNovember 6, 2012 at 8:36 AM

    mujur gua dah memang asalnya comel :p

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  16. Korn AhmadNovember 6, 2012 at 10:02 AM

    mujur kita dah memang comel kan @mk sahir.. <--ingtkan boleh tag...

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  17. CrackNovember 6, 2012 at 11:52 AM

    hahahahaha....takda ungkapan paling tepat

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  18. ct cheeryNovember 6, 2012 at 12:44 PM

    Gua comey ak???hahaha

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  19. nazrul aliNovember 6, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    mudahnya

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  20. KekzamanisNovember 6, 2012 at 4:53 PM

    Comelnya.. Bhahaha!

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  21. UnknownNovember 6, 2012 at 7:29 PM

    saya nak try boleh tak???hahahaha

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  22. -meeSUPERGIRL-November 6, 2012 at 9:59 PM

    dah comel dah tu .. hehe . setiap org ad comelnye . :)

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  23. Encik HNovember 6, 2012 at 10:54 PM

    nasib baik comel tu memang middle name aku..so tapaya susah2 nak beli jagung..kehkeh

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  24. group 1November 6, 2012 at 11:48 PM

    comel tu lain2 org lain nmpk kot. seletep jagung jadi mcm tahi lalat phua chu kang nmpk comel. hmm

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  25. group 1November 6, 2012 at 11:49 PM

    shawn

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  26. UnknownNovember 7, 2012 at 7:35 AM

    hihihi..
    memang comel..;)

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  27. NIA SI DRUMSTICKNovember 7, 2012 at 12:49 PM

    tiap2 org ade kelebihan sendiri kan..

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  28. UnknownNovember 7, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    mohon update part 2. huhu

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  29. AnonymousNovember 7, 2012 at 2:08 PM

    haha.jadi kucing mmg comel

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  30. ReramaBiruNovember 7, 2012 at 5:32 PM

    haha..awak memang comel..:P

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  31. AnonymousNovember 7, 2012 at 8:18 PM

    ehehehe.. mari kita mencomelkan diri...(mood eksaited)


    *smbil gunting selotape..

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  32. CikpijaaaNovember 8, 2012 at 1:42 AM

    yup~ setuju. comel 2 subjektif. naseb la sy comel. erkk. opss =,='

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  33. Felly SophiaNovember 8, 2012 at 3:20 AM

    Hai Zyra. Awak comel.

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  34. Dzafirah ZainJanuary 3, 2013 at 2:46 PM

    betul3x :)

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